I can’t believe there was no response to yesterdays post of that stunning specimen! Guess your awesomeness silenced all of us Dan! One question…..are you moonlighting for Calvin?
Thanks T. Frankly, I was hoping Kyle would likey likey, but now I’m a hot mess after your post (is that right, did I use that right…haha)!!!. Anyway, with regards to moonlighting…..SmoothD, yep you heard me, gave me a buzz. Apparently, prior to his undefeated MMA career, he was a cover guy with CK. Who knew. He thought I showed potential in the jeans department, but definitely not the underwear. I was like, fuck you D….D is for douche, you know. He chuckled, then gave me some 1-800 number, and told me to call him when I agreed to the whole tube sock in my drawers thing. ??? Later on, I called the 1-800 #,… it was the Boy’s Department of the Montgomery Wards catalogue. I didn’t even know they still published catalogues, but we’ll see how it goes!!
I can’t believe there was no response to yesterdays post of that stunning specimen! Guess your awesomeness silenced all of us Dan! One question…..are you moonlighting for Calvin?
Perhaps suggesting ACF needs some pin-ups?
Thanks T. Frankly, I was hoping Kyle would likey likey, but now I’m a hot mess after your post (is that right, did I use that right…haha)!!!. Anyway, with regards to moonlighting…..SmoothD, yep you heard me, gave me a buzz. Apparently, prior to his undefeated MMA career, he was a cover guy with CK. Who knew. He thought I showed potential in the jeans department, but definitely not the underwear. I was like, fuck you D….D is for douche, you know. He chuckled, then gave me some 1-800 number, and told me to call him when I agreed to the whole tube sock in my drawers thing. ??? Later on, I called the 1-800 #,… it was the Boy’s Department of the Montgomery Wards catalogue. I didn’t even know they still published catalogues, but we’ll see how it goes!!
Damn, Dan! You got body and brains! Way to spin a little story. Did you order some tube socks?